"She Will Do Anything," written by Freedom Fighter Disclaimer: None of the characters from the animated series "Kim Possible" belong to me. Fanfic Rating: This fanfic will be rated PG for some intense battle sequences... but that will be much later on. ====== Chapter Three - Training Day (11.22.02) Drakken's latest hideout, exact location unknown... Accompanied by some of the stock henchmen, the young girl who had been hired by Drakken the night before entered a makeshift theater. There, Drakken was planning on showing them some old footage of his battles with Kim Possible. Up above them, Drakken had put the finishing touches on the film reel and was about to attach it to the film projector. Shego decided to pick that exact moment to kick open the door into the room, angering Drakken to no end. "Don't you know how to knock?" Drakken shouted. "I know you're upset about Kim beating us again last night," Shego said, "but training someone to be just like her? Have you lost your marbles?" "I see you still fail to see the ingenious of my plan." "Well, enlighten me," she quipped sarcastically. "It's simple. After our new recruit watches all of these films, she'll be so amazed that she'll want to be as good as Kim Possible. We train her to be even better. Then we send her out to save the world! Bwa ha ha ha!" "And that helps us HOW? One Kim Possible is enough, thank you very much!" "But she doesn't just saves the world. She'll do it better than our foe can ever expect to do! And then she'll be out of a job and we'll be free to take over the world!" "You actually think that this recruit of yours can outwit her?" Shego asked unimpressed, as evident by her hands being on her hips. "Outwit, outdo, outlast, outstyle... if there is such a thing. Beh, whatever. She'll be better at Kim Possible at everything! She will do everything Kim Possible does... only much better." "That'll take too long! Besides, there's no one that has a better chance at beating her than me! I can take Kim Possible out before your recruit even learns how to do a backflip!" "You've tried so many times and you still haven't beaten her! What good is it going to do me to send you out to get her again?" "You know, maybe we'd actually win if you'd help me fight once in awhile!" "Hey, you're the one with the glowing hands! But since it seems you can't beat that wretched cheerleader, I'll have my recruit take a crack at her." "Oh, and this whole 'my recruit' business. You sound as if you own her." "Technically, yes. It's in my contract." "But I'm your right-hand woman! There's no one better than me at my job!" "Yes, but she doesn't have a 'no cloning' clause in her contract." "So you favor her over me because she's allowing you to clone her if you find it necessary?" "Oh, it's much more than that Shego." "And that's more than enough for me, Drakken! Look, if you want to bring in some second-stringer, that's fine by me. But she's not taking my job from me! She can have it... I quit!" Shego stomped out the door, slamming it behind her. "Fine!" Drakken yelled after her. "I never needed you anyway!" Drakken slid the reel onto the spool and turned the projector on, starting the film. "I can do this without Shego's help," Drakken said to himself. "When I'm done molding this girl, Kim Possible won't stand a chance against her. I'll have created the greatest teen hero this world's ever seen!" ====== Meanwhile, at Middleton High School, Kim and Ron were still stumped about what happened in London last night as they walked to first period together. "It's so unlike Drakken to lure us to London just to take us out," Kim said, trying to reason her way through the incident. "Maybe he's getting tired of us," Ron suggested. "Well, maybe just you. You're always stopping his evil schemes. He might be more focused on stopping you now." "So what's the ish? I can handle anything Drakken can throw at me." "Kim!" a female voice yelled from afar. "I've got news for you, girl!" The sudden outburst thrusted Ron into panic mode. Before Kim knew it, Ron had opened a nearby door into a broom closet and pulled them both in. "Ron!" Kim exclaimed as Ron closed the door. "Just WHAT are you doing?" "If Drakken's trying to get rid of you, then he might have sent a robot assassin here to Middleton." "A robot assassin?" Kim wasn't believing one word as she crossed her arms over her chest and tapped her foot impatiently. "It's just Monique!" Kim glanced around the room and saw that Ron wasn't around anymore. Well, at least not in plain sight, as she found him hiding behind a bunch of mops that were leaning against a wall. "That's what he wants you to think," Ron said, shivering in fear. "You can't trust anybody anymore!" "Uh huh," Rufus nodded, temporarily popping out of Ron's pants pocket before nestling back in. "Oh, puh-lease. The only person Drakken would send after me would be Shego. No robot assassin, okay?" Suddenly, the broom closet door opened. Ron and Rufus screamed in fright as they tried to hide themselves from whomever was entering. "Is there something wrong with me?" Monique asked, stepping inside. "Or is this a little game that you two are playing?" "Sorry Monique," Kim apologized before shooting an angry glare at Ron. "Ron thinks Drakken is out to get me." "It's true!" Ron shouted, coming out from his hiding place. "Drakken's got Ron trippin' that much? Girl, you're lucky I found you." Monique reached into her pants pocket and pulled out a rolled up poster. She unfurled it, which was an advertisement for an upcoming sale at Club Banana. "It's the Annual Club Banana Founders' Sale!" Monique shouted excitedly. "Everything in the store is on sale, girl! And club members get double points this weekend ONLY!" "Double points? Maybe I'll finally get that petticoat I've been wanting for weeks!" "There's no better way to relieve your stress. Girl, you know I'm SO there!" "We'll go there after practice tomorrow." "Gotcha." Monique then peered around Kim to look at Ron. "Maybe you should come along too, Ron." The warning bell rang. Monique turned to walk away as headed off to class. "Gotta go!" Monique waved goodbye as she departed, finally giving Ron the opportunity to come out from the closet. "You see? There's nothing wrong with Monique." "KP, you can't see the telltale signs? She wants us to go Club Banana so Drakken can capture us!" "Monique wants us to go because there's a sale. It's not a trap!" "You never know." Kim groaned as she too began to walk off. "Look, I'd better motor or I'll be late. You better be off of this whole 'robot assassin' notion later." "Be careful Kim!" Ron exclaimed as he looked around the hall before slowly sneaking off to class himself. ====== Over in Drakken's hideout, the new recruit was already tumbling and flipping as if she were Kim Possible. She was easily avoiding Drakken's goons as if she were an eel. None of them could even grab her, much less get in a punch or kick. Drakken smiled as he watched her eventually tire them out. "Good work!" he praised, walking over to his recruit with a gadget of some sort in hand. "You're as agile as a gazelle! Now, you just need a few gadgets to attack with." "And then I'll get to save the world?" the girl asked. "Yes." "This is SO cool!" Drakken rolled his eyes as he handed the gadget to her. It actually was a simple utility belt that was packed with numerous nic-nacs. "In this belt you'll have everything you'll need to confuse, disarm, and capture your opponents." She reached into one of the belt's pouches and pulled out a small petri-dish shaped container with a sticky gel inside. "Hair gel?" she asked, dipping her fingers in to feel it. "Not just any hair gel. When water is added and then applied to a flat surface, it turns into an unescapable blob of stickiness!" "Then I'm guessing that I shouldn't put this in my hair?" Drakken slapped himself on the forehead as he saw that she had already put some of the gel in her hair. "We'd better just skip the rest of the tutorial." Another henchman walked into the room and whispered into Drakken's ear. In response, he smiled as turned to face his recruit. "Something tells me that you've got a job already..." ====== That night in Scotland, Kim and Ron were sneaking through a pub-filled town square. Kim had her Kimmunicator in hand, as he and Ron stopped to get an update on their latest mission from Wade. "So Wade, what can you tell me about this heist?" Kim asked the webmaster. "Not much," Wade replied, typing away at his computer. "It's some type of top-secret experimental transport device. Who knows what state it might be in." "If Duff Killagan wants it, then he must know something about it we don't." "Like what?" "I don't know," Kim shrugged her shoulders. "I can't think of anything that Killagan would want transported. He hasn't done anything since the last time we fought him." "Well, be careful," Wade said. "It might be dangerous." "It'll be a cinch," Kim said reassuringly as she shut the Kimmunicator off and pocketed it. "So KP, what's the plan?" "Well, we have to find Killagan first and see if he already has the device in his possession." Kim ran off towards an all-too familiar pub sitting at the next street corner. She stopped to hide behind a stack of crates in a nearby alley. Ron joined her just seconds later. "Kim... then what?" "You'll lure him out while I try to snatch the device from him." Out of nowhere, the voice of Duff Killagan rings out from inside the pub. "You'll be pushing up daisies when I'm done with you, lass." Kim and Ron looked at each other and realized that somehow Killagan knew they were there. They only had one option... to get him before he got them. "Let's go Ron!" Kim ran out from behind the crates and into the pub. Ron was right behind her. "Okay Duff Killagan, hand over..." Kim never got to finish her sentence as she saw Duff Killagan sitting in the middle of the room, all tied up. "Oh great," he remarked sarcastically. "Kim Possible's here too. Why don't the whole world try and stop me?" "Whoa," Ron gasped in amazement as he looked over Kim's shoulder. "Someone bagged Killagan." He then pointed off-screen. "And she's right there!" "She?" Kim turned towards where Ron was pointing. And sure enough, there was a girl standing not too far from Killagan. A girl in a black T-shirt and baggy blue jeans. The girl turned and met Kim's gaze. She screamed excitedly as she ran over and grabbed Kim's hands, shaking them up and down. "I can't believe it's you!" she shouted. "And you are?" Kim asked as the girl continued to squeal with joy. "Oh, where are my manners? My name's Jenny. Jenny Able. But my friends call me Jen." Preview of Chapter 4: "Challenger" - Kim and Ron try to figure out where Jen came from. - Drakken continues to train his new recruit to become Kim Possible's equal. - And more problems for KP as Bonnie creates a new routine for the squad. No new episode this coming week because of the Thanksgiving Holiday, but "She Will Do Anything" will resume on December 6th.